Sunday, July 05, 2015

Happy 4th of July

Happy Independence Day.

The great American holiday is marked with cook outs, parades, and fireworks as if it were a set of requirements to celebrate properly.  I remember the parades when I was a boy and my dad was a volunteer fireman.  I'd sit on the embankment across the street from Mr. Cone, the ice cream stand, and wait for dad to come by; firetruck horns and sirens sounding off for the kids.  We'd go to the pond in town and from the little island in the center someone would launch off fireworks.  For many years the family would go to Monroe Lumber, dad's store, and watch from the back of his pick up truck.  Towns like Monroe, NY, from my past and Fuquay Varina, NC, in my present, line the street poles with flags and red, white, and blue bunting.


American pride with a slight dash of swagger.

We live in a great neighborhood.  It's the type of neighborhood where there are lots of kids who al seem to get along, lots of fun adults, and everyone is down with having a good time.  There is even a Facebook Page where the moms of the community share recipes, babysitters, and even kids clothing.  On that page someone decided to put together a "First Annual" 4th of July Parade for the community where all the kids would ride their bikes behind a motorcycle that led the way - a whopping quarter mile - in a lazy loop from and to the pool.   Dozens and dozens of families showed up.

And.  It.  Was.  Awesome.


The kids - and their parents - and their grandparents - were all decked out in patriotic colors as the parade stretched out over half the distance of  the route as the little kids had trouble keeping up with the bigger kids who were trying to keep up with the motorcycle.  Grant kept right up with the group as I monitored from my bike.  It was all a little haphazard but it was fun.  People not in the parade actually brought out their lawn chairs and sat along the parade route and cheered.

We stuck around the pool for an hour afterwards where Grant swam in the deep end from the wall to me about ten feet away "all by himself"!  It was indeed a major milestone for him.  Unfortunately we were driven off by a strong localized downpour.

Our evening reminded us of the great community we live in with a big cook out at the Haran's house.  Burgers, ribs, beer, bourbon, cigars - Joe Haran said it best as we were sitting on the back porch, "this is what a barbecue should be."  I couldn't agree more.  The kids all play together and no one really stresses where they are or what they are doing.  Maybe in a few years when they are raging, hormonal teenagers we might need to worry - but not now.

As dusk approached we began to hear the WHUMP (1...2...3) BooM!  of the neighborhood fireworks.  We moved the party from the back of the house to the front of the house.  The kids all got sparklers as the grown up launched hundreds of dollars of fireworks into the sky.  It was perfect.

The traditions of our childhood have changed over the years, yet there is still a lot we gleefully cling to them in their 2015 form and pass on to our children.  In forty years, perhaps Grant will remember these rites of the American Summer and pass them on.



Friday, July 03, 2015

Premier Summer! Part I

While spending my summer at Fort Knox, Kentucky, I had to find a way to unwind that did not include drinking alcohol, being totally lazy, or getting into any other kind of trouble after 9pm.  On the weekends I would drive up to Preston Crossings, Okolona, KY, and catch a matinee of the new movie that came out that weekend.

So - without any real (or reel) background in reviewing movies or acting (aside from a play I did in my junior year of high school) - here is a run down of the movies I saw this summer.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
What a busy, busy movie.  While I like superhero movies, Marvel has taken them to the next level because none of these movies can stand on their own and make sense.  To understand the complexities of the relationships of the seven or so main characters you would have to have watched both Captain America movies, both Thor movies, all three Iron Mans, plus the first Avengers movie.  You probably need a smattering of Agents of Shield too. 

There was so much back story I had trouble with the current story. 

So they build the "ultimate" bad ass robot and turns on them and then they have to fight not only it, Ultron, but all of the robots he creates on a city being lifted into the air on rocket boosters.  Sure.

Strap in, hang on, go pee before the movie starts.  Bring your kid to explain it to you afterwards.

B+

Mad Max: Fury Road
George Miller saved money on writers for a script and dialogue and spent it on explosions, stunts, and car crashes.  Money.  Well.  Spent.   With a pretty straight forward plot that keeps you engaged, the movie is an adrenaline rush for almost the entire picture.  Creepy bad guy and minions chase our hero across the desert because he has their fertile women (who don't want to be used as brood stock).

I liked Mad Max and the Road Warrior - the anti-hero who wants to turn his back on the world but still has a thread of decency. The new Max (Tom Hardy) conveys that very well. 

Big, bad ass cars and trucks set in a future of feudal rules and borderline anarchy.  All going really, really fast.

A+  

Tomorrowland

I am saving this movie for when I get home and can take TJ.

IC

San Andreas
I love a good disaster movie.  San Andreas delivers the disaster without being a disaster. 

In less than two hours the Hoover Dam is destroyed, Los Angeles rolls like a wave and is reduced to rubble and San Fransisco is demolished and flooded.  I like that most disaster movies are rooted in some fact.  Clearly California is due for "the big one" and thanks to plate tectonics, everything west of the fault line will be under water in a million years or so.  But we don't have time to wait that long so we can do in one movie day. 

Duane Johnson does not suck as an actor.  He's not a Brando either, but he does show emotion that you can believe.  So there's that.  Both lead female characters were obviously chosen for their endownment then maximized by lowcut tops.  I saw cleavage that ran deeper than the geologic phenomenon in the title of the movie.  And when the earth quakes, they shake. 

Everything appeared as bad as I could be (memories of San Fransisco 1987) and I was doing good until they were piloting the zodiac boat through the flooded streets of SanFran.

Wait for Netflix but rent it in BluRay.

B




Just a note on the "trouble after 9pm".  It is my personal philosophy that nothing good happens when you start your evening after 9pm.  After 9pm people are looking for a good time that could include - but might not be limited to - drinking, criminal acts, debauchery, and general mayhem.  It is a personal rule that I started as I got older and one I adhered to when deployed.  There was never a good reason for me, or anyone else, to be roaming around a Forward Operating Base in the middle of Iraq at 10:30 at night unless you were on duty.  I carried that forward to Kentucky, or North Carolina, or just about anywhere.

Coming up in Part II -

Jurassic World
Inside Out
Minions

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Tanks A Lot

I am finally home for the summer after eight long weeks in Ft. Knox, Kentucky, the former Home of the Armor School. As such the post has plenty of tanks on display.

The Patton Museum is on Ft. Knox too - a monument to possibly the greatest Armor Officer and certainly one of the most controversial Generals of World War II.

I even went to a display of current equipment like rocket launchers, missile systems, cannons, and engineer equipment. They even let me sit in an M1 Abrams! I only wish the boys could have been with me to see it. So - this is for you, TJ and Grant.

Ft. Knox - thanks a lot!

Patton Tank
BAG (Big Ass Gun)
 



 









Rocket Launcher
Self Propelled Howitzer
Multiple Launch Rocket System
Mine Sweeper
120mm Howitzer
M-1 Abrams Tank
Sherman Tanks
Patton Tank